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(no subject) [Sep. 20th, 2006|02:28 am]
the people who love you have loyalty that lasts atleast as long as your favorite song or a trip to the grocery store. after that they usually just spill you on the floor or forget you in a ratty cd case. i don't have abandonment issues, sexy lips

Battles on [Aug. 24th, 2006|12:46 am]
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(no subject) [May. 30th, 2006|06:10 pm]
If you really thought my ego needed popping then your answer to that question was perfect. Any self confidence I had shot out of my ass into the great beyond faster than the sound of light. You know it kicks me right in the nuts for you to feel like that.

Fucking hell. I post here too much. I should atleast pretend like i've got something better to do.

Goodnight livejournal. I'll see you when I feel like pretending like i'm funny again. Lets hope that's a while for your sake.

(no subject) [May. 30th, 2006|10:08 am]
HAY GUYZCollapse )
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(no subject) [May. 30th, 2006|07:16 am]
God said "let there be light" and instantly people couldn't figure out what the fuck the whole fuss had been about.

p.s. nothing interesting happens in heaven.
It's one giant circle jerk.
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(no subject) [May. 29th, 2006|04:16 am]
i'm going to see if i can just sleep this feeling off for the next thousand years.
you can wake me up for hoverboards but if they go through with that whole flying car idea let me fucking sleep.

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(no subject) [May. 29th, 2006|12:00 am]
I'm supposed to be different now. But I don't feel it. I think the last real change in me was when I first learned to masturbate.

And I mean I drive with billy joel songs blasting at 38. Which is probably too loud. Nobody thinks that's cool.
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(no subject) [May. 28th, 2006|06:57 am]
so this is out of the ordinary, rosanne conner's ego, popping like a pin (after that greasy plaid shirt).

i've mastered the mighty seas of imagery, i mean isn't jfk just another way of saying fuck you?

i'm confusing and hahaha hey, get it guys? you see what i did there? it's cool but not supposed to be;

blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah blah

fuck all these mother fuckers.

fuck me.

and i'm not taking pot shots, i'm sorry. i'm just a jealous guy , get it?

you like elliott smith.
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(no subject) [May. 28th, 2006|06:44 am]
"things are never going to be the same"

that's just fucking ackward.

sometimes life catches you off guard.

and some of the time when it catches you it's a grown man whacking off in front of the computer at 6 o clock in the morning.
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